Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Slaying Dragons and Spraying on Girl Repellant

So back when I was approximately fifteen years old (around 1989), I was exposed to the role playing game Dungeons & Dragons. For those unfamiliar with the game, do a Google search. It is a role-playing game where you fight as a character of fantasy. Think Lord of the Rings or the highly popular RPG video games but played with pencil, paper, polyhedral dice, and good old fashion imagination. Or if you need a further explanation, click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons_%26_Dragons
I have to admit, D&D was a big part of my life growing up. Granted it probably didn’t help me with the ladies but I like to think that our group was one of those cool groups that played D&D as opposed to the nerds with the pocket protectors and such.
So amongst our group, I was probably the Dungeon Master the most often and players often said that my adventures played more like a story than a more fluid seat-of-the-pants game. I guess in retrospect that is not that shocking given my current career path.
My parents didn’t understand the obsession with the game. After returning home from a weekend of gaming, my mom would often ask me, “Did you win?” You don’t really “win” when you play the game. Or she would ask me why I had to go over and stay the night when I couldn’t just go over and play for a few hours. “But Mom, I’m the party’s only cleric. Who is going to turn undead and heal?”
Parents. Man, the Fresh Prince was right. They just don’t understand. (For all you kids these days, you only know the Fresh Prince as Will Smith.)
Anyway, there is a part of me that wishes I could still play Dungeons & Dragons. Granted the carefree days of not having jobs and significant others made it considerably less difficult to plan marathon sessions that would start Friday after school and run deep into Saturday morning.
It was a time where Mountain Dew and cheese dip was consumed by the gallon. Oreos were considered a food group. I look back on D&D as a tremendous creative experience that taught me more about theatrics and pacing and villains more than any college course could. But I also miss the camaraderie of gathering around the living room with a collection of my closest friends.
And while typing at a computer screen certainly doesn’t come close to replicating those friendships, I believe I am close to replicating the excitement of D&D with a brand new writing project.
And while I can’t say anything officially yet, what I can say is that there is a wealth of opportunity out there on the horizon for me and I am grabbing it by the haunches and humping it into submission. (That little visual nugget is for you, Aaron M.)
Things are really looking up for RMF Enterprises and my writing career. Trust me when I say, I’ll let you know as soon as I can make an official announcement….

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Suffering from Illness

Man, I hate being sick. It doesn’t happen very often but I think I have the flu. Body aches, chills, nagging cough. It sucks. So I am taking a few days off from work to try to recover. I’ve just laid on the couch watching Las Vegas on DVD and caught up on my DVR watching.
The bad thing is that this thing has swept through the store like the plague and has been hitting everyone. Thankfully it is hitting everyone separately as there are only five people in the department. And I was the last one to get hit by it despite my obsession with hand washing and such.
So I am down. No work. No writing. Just rest. Which is probably good in the long run. Going to lie back down…

New York Giants Win SUPER BOWL XLII

Normally this blog is reserved for corny jokes and comic book information but this entry is something special. In case you have been living in a cave on Mars with your fingers in your ears, I have been a fan of the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS since I was a kid. It has been a long time since the days of Lawrence Taylor and Phil Simms winning Super Bowl XXI and Super Bowl XXV. But all that changed this past Sunday with what is arguably one of the most exciting Super Bowls in recent memories.
The New York Giants traveled a long road to get to Glendale, Arizona and the site of Super Bowl XLII. They entered into the playoff as a Wild Card Team with an impressive record of 10-6. So they marched through Tampa Bay, defeated the Cowboys in Dallas (whom they had lost to twice in the regular season), and then battled the elements in the third coldest game on record in Lambeau Field and defeated the Packers in Green Bay.
And standing in their way were the unbeaten 18-0 New England Patriots.
No one gave them a shot to win the game. Analysts, commentators and such had written the Giants off. Even as a lifelong fan, I knew they could do it but I didn’t know if they would do it.
And then, with the lead changing hands three times in the fourth quarter, the Giants pulled off one of the biggest upsets in Super Bowl history.
It was unbelievable. And yes, you pay a lot closer attention when your team is playing. It sounds strange “your team.” But yes, it is your team, and after suffering such a long drought of championships, it was so nice to see people like Michael Strahan and “Well Dressed” Amani Toomer finally get a chance to wear a ring. And it is a vindication for guys like Eli Manning and the outstanding defense.
I just wish I had put money on the game. I guarantee Vegas made a killing!
So for the next year, the New York Giants are the World Champions—the best team in professional football… And I couldn’t be happier.